I Puked in Yoga Class

Got your attention, didn’t I? Greetings, Dandelions! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Far too long. It’s hard to share my crazy bipolar life when I have stuff to work on in my crazy bipolar life. What is that “stuff?” That stuff would be self-care. And if you read one thing today, this is it….

Time Manage The Shit Out Of This: Part II

My favorite line in “The Martian” trailer, uttered by Matt Damon, is “I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 17, 2015 Hello Internet! And welcome back to The Martian inspired “Do The Shit Out Of This Series.” Here in this series, I’m going to share…

Extreme Makeover Weight–Wait What?

My dad loves reality TV. (Sad I know, but ours is not to judge!) One of them is Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition on ABC. It’s really not a terrible show, maybe a little overly dramatic in some places, but it really can be very motivating to not so tiny people like myself. I’ve written often…

Tell Them What They’ve Won!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! I have come to a really bizarre moment in my life that I thought would never happen. I have a new car. What happened? How did this happen? I’m equal parts excited and awkwardly mournful. My previous car was a limited edition Saturn sedan from 1999. It’s still sitting in my…

HAHABT: Give Me That Old-Time Religion

May 17th is the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia, and just in case you’re wondering about the title of this post, it’s the name of a song by Fisk Jubilee Singers from 1837. You can listen to it here or at the end of this post where I’ll embed it and make it…

Happy New Year! Looking Back On 2014!

It’s 2015! Where Are The Flying Cars! Where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! Hello Internet, it’s that time for the obligatory recap of last year and plans for the new year. Hey! Everyone else is doing it. My year started off a little slow, and then barreled like a freight train into…