Scale Tales: Don’t Forget to Track!

Hello, Internet! How we doin’? How we doin’? It’s another week of Scale Tales! Woot! Let’s get the bad news out of the way. I seem to be flipping trapped in a damned holding pattern about dropping weight. AUGH. The fantastic news I guess is I’m down 0.2 tenths of a pound? Yay? At least…

Scale Tales: Still Alive

Hello, Internet! Today….hahaha…well. Let’s talk about today. Today, I am the Sound and the Fury. And this is a good thing. Let me explain. Yesterday, after weigh-in (one pound down! Hurray!), I had an appointment that’s five hours round trip. Like. Guh. I could drive to Atlanta in that time. It started well enough. Upbeat. Happy. Good appointment….

Scale Tales: Bite it? Write it!

Hello, Internet! Welcome back to Scale Tales! Holy crap. I’ve really kept this up for a month. Thank you all for reading and commenting! I can be pretty self-conscious sometimes…okay…most of the time, but your kind words have really gotten me through some tough spots! When people comment this is what they needed to hear…

Scale Tales: Watch Life Bloom

Hello, Internet! Welcome to this week’s edition of Scale Tales! Quick. Stop what you’re doing. Hold the freaking phone. Last week I talked about the frustration of the scale not budging for three weeks of starting this adventure. I was at my breaking point yesterday that I was so irritated I wanted a burger in the worst…

Scale Tales: Frustration Is My Middle Name

Hello, Internet! I wish I could greet the world with a happy and perky hi! How do you do? But today on Scale Tales we’re going to get a little real. And that is with every struggle with weight comes The OMG Frustration! I’ve made an effort to track my weight for a solid month. Once a…

Scale Tales: Eggs-traordinary Adventures

Hello, Internet! And welcome back to this week’s Scale Tales. As I mentioned in passing, one of my goals is to better learn how to fry an egg. I can cook eggs just fine. But I can’t do them to the skill my mother, or my friends do. (Also my second goal is to learn…

Welcome to Scale Tales!

Hello, Internet! As a part of my New Year’s Resolution, I had said I was going to talk more about my very public battle of the bulge. So here I am, and here we go. Presenting Scale Tales (because it’s catchy, amirite?) and you’re all invited to the party. On my medical records I am…