Scale Tales #7 Flawless Victory!

Ladies and Gentlemen, please! Bring your attention to me! You are about to be bowled over by the wonders you are about to behold here! (Sorry. Can’t take credit for Saliva’s awesome slant rhyme lyrics in “Ladies and Gentlemen” SNSFW Music Video!) Tomorrow at 11am I will be on a jet plane off to ATL…

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Scale Tales #6 GayRomLit Bound!

And we’re back with the updates! Hello, everyone! I’m trying to pull this blog out of hiatus kicking and screaming and staying engaged. Doesn’t everyone feel when they stay engaged they stick with it? Let’s stick with it! And now let’s get to it! Gains and Losses I’ve been waffling a little bit, but I’m…

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I Am Not Myself These Days

Let’s be real, depression is no fucking joke. Depression doesn’t play. Depression doesn’t tease you that it’s going to be okay and then plunges you deeper into it. It just drags you deeper into it. It skips the teasing all together. It makes you feel worthless, like a waste of flesh, and like a waste…

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[RECIPE] Double Trouble Lemon Shake

Hello everyone! Today’s recipe, the Double Trouble Lemon Shake comes from my fooling around in the kitchen and seeing what havoc I could get into. I always tell myself I have a 50/50 shot that whatever I tossed together could come out delicious or a disaster. So far, my track record has been pretty good,…

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[PROGRESS] Scale Tales #5

Belated happy 4th to all of my American readers! The holiday was yesterday, full of BBQ, potato salad, adult beverages, and fireworks. Our neighbor seemed bound and determined to set our house on fire with roman candles. Thanks, dude. But let’s get to it with this edition of Scale Tales! Lex’s Losses Well lookie there!…

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